I’m an Untouchable.
No, I’m not a fedora-wearing head of an illegal family firm. I’m being literal – hearies refuse to touch me.
Before I give the wrong impression, I’m always clean, my clothes are always clean, I use deodorant, and my breath is fresh and minty.
More at http://limpingchicken.com/2012/04/05/andrew-hearn-im-a-member-of-the-untouchables/